ask a stupid question...

No, it prefers ya mum. (no offense intended)

Why do people go up skyscrapers and put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

 

Because uranium costs 16 dollars.
How many goats did the cheese eat?

 

12
how do u punch a smurf in the face

 

with your fist

how do i know that?

 

you have way to much time on your hands.

If a deaf person goes to court is it still called a hearing?

 

yes (but they write on big white boards so the deaf person
can see what everyone is saying).

how do i know when someone is following me?

 

You feel a knife going into your back.


Why is my username Silvery10X?

 

because thats what you wanted it to be.

why do we take the time to write a stupid question?

 

Because we want a stupid answer.

What's with lap shades now a days?

 

They are gettin' darker and darker...

Who is Owl City?

 

Owl City is an American synthpop musical project by Adam Young. Young started out making music in his basement in his hometown of Owatonna, Minnesota, later developing a following through his MySpace profile before being signed to Universal Republic.

will i get squirle aids?

 

no, cuz you're likely to request blood tests of possible squirrel mates.


Is that really what Barcelona just asked?

 

yes.

what are you all taking about?

 

nothing.

Will anyone post on the "Destroy the poster above you?" thread?

 

Yes.

How do i post...?

 

you type in the text box

why is dirt brown?

 

because animals poop in it and the poop dries thus turning it blue-green

why is kirby pink?

 

because he likes pink.

how do i know this?

 

because your you and im me

Why did they name the Halo series halo?

 

because doom was taken


how many noodles can you store on a 1 TB Hard Drive?