ask a stupid question...

you can never have enough of anything.

Is this a true statement?

 

No you can have too much of something e.g. too many beatings.

Is that a good enough example?

 

No, because of the infinite space/time continum, which rotates in the endless cycle of life, which, of course, says:"Life has no meaning! Live with it! Made in CHINA"


If cross-breed a rock and a bucket- what do you get?

 

A shovel with legs.

If you take a pidgey and cut it in two halfes, what would it look like?

 

a bird thats bleeding in one side (OUCH)

Why did Michael Jackson die?

 

Because his nose-job appointment was cancelled...

Why do Japanese robot cartoons look so fucking retarded ?

 

Because it's the dream of every jap. mecha animator to look like that.

If you take a japanese suited/armored hero and transport to the US what do you get?

 

apple pie or a goldfish, not sure which one.

if you could choose, would you take the apple pie or the goldfish?

 

APPLE PIE! mmmmmmmm...apple pie .... drooool

What would you choose, the goldfish pie or the apple ?

 

The goldfish pie Duh

What if i had a fifth D**K

 

You'd Bang 5 times as many girls

How come Italian Women can get Mustaches and Beards?

 

because you touch yourself... in general.

What is with peoples interest in tuner cars?

 

I dont know... speed ? and the need of it ... (get it? need for speed... im so humorous )

When you see Roxas in Kingdom Hearts 356-2 Days eat those SEA-WATER-POPSICKLES that are salty and yet sweet ... dont you just get a salty taste in your mouth and suffer in disgust ?

 

no, I black out when I get to that part.


Is there enough on the tray?

 

cheesecake.

Does Sony like Nintendo?

 

But offcourse ... they even wanted to make a CD addon with Nintendo, but then Nintendo scapped the idea and phailed miserably when Sony released the Playstation.What's not to like about Nintendo (sarcasm) ?

Do you think Nintendo has stupid people as their leaders?

 

No, their actions are dictated by a tankful of manatees filled with 'action balls'

does anyone play monster rancher 2?

 

No, I actually thought it was about some dude with a shotgun facing.... ah crap.

Do demotivational posters really work?

 

No, they are just bullshit. They never work.

Why is Tintin a stupid name?

 

yes

you is gay?