ask a stupid question...

because thats how you picture it

why does Old Mc'Donald have a farm

 

i can haz cheezburger?

 

no you've had enough

why am i so close to being insane?

 

Because the man in your head tells you so...

Who is Michael Jackson?

 

my dad
Anyone playing S4?

 

Noone.
Anyone playing Pokemon: HeartGold/SoulSilver?

 

eat your shorts

Why is Lg shit?

 

Because I lost The Game.

The Game?

 

Yes ... (?)

if LG is shit , and their new mobile phone model is named Chocolate ... how the fuck will they name the next model ,i wonder ?



( btw i dont find LG to be crapware, they have nice phones and TVs)

 

Their new mobile will be sick and they'll call it Curry.

How long is too long?

 

372 days.


Where are my keys?

 

In my bed

Why am I so tired right now?

 

because you just found my keys.... PHEW!


Did Neil Armstrong fart in his spacesuit?

 

Probably.

Who wouldn't want to fart into their space suit?

 

Me.

Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

 

Because he's gay

Why are there so many pakistanis?

 

because they're 'in' right now.


What do Lolis sleep on at night?

 

because the day isn't used for sleeping only day dreaming

Why does playing fair suck?

 

Because cheating is bad ;O

Why is the from fire?

 

i dont know what THE is

What do you prefer more : tits or ass ?

(i prefer tits because if you squeeze them they also look like ass a bit... lol)