ask a stupid question...

Geez I dunno what you talkin' about.
Do you exist?

 

Hell yeah I do.

Do you not yet not exist?

 

Sorry,I do exist already

Why am I playing Dementium?

 

Cause you wanted to play it duh
Why Claire is Chris's sister?

 

Coz you get turned on by open-chested zombies.

Why do you get turned on by open-chested zombies?

 

'Cause i was in a mission on North West Raccoon City (Arklay Mountains)
Do you know the entire Raccoon City map too? (dunt lie)

 

Mmmm. No. But I do know where the good strip clubs are. I bet you don't.

Why don't you know where they are?

 

Cause were destryed in october 1st 1998.
Do you know where J's Bar is in raccon city?

 

Hell yeah I do.

What's your regular?

 

Beer, after a lot work, nothin' like a cold beer.
And the Maitrees Cindy Lennox's smile XD.
Do you know where in Raccon City the Hotel Apple In is? If you do know, tell me where.

 

I don't. Jeez. What's with all the Racoon City? If you get turned on by that stuff, go ahead, don't pour it down on me.

Why do you get your rocks off of Racoon City?

 

Because the rocks there are XTRA XTRA hard....
Why did Loonylion create this game?

 

because he wanted to see how many questions people can ask

why am i addicted to playing games?

 

Because games make people relaxed and happy!
Why do I play Clarinet?

 

Because you like blowing long shafts
Why the fuck am i here ?

 

That is a question I think can only be answered when you die. But maybe you bring happiness to other people who could not imagine life without you?

How can I entertain my dog on a rainy day?

 

Touch it's belly.

Would you touch StreetRacer's belly?

 

i,d rather touch your belly

why is pokemon heartgold coming so late?

 

because america wants to censor everything and give us the exact same version as japan to begin with.

Did you see a black car on the day the snow changed to rain?

 

Naw, I'm not in Canada.
Why does China censor mostly everything on the Web servers?