ask a stupid question...

dunno...
Guns or swords?

 

you could turn up with a sword and I turn up with a gun and we could test it....

Why did I celebrate valentines yesterday?

 

Because you are in Australia and that's where the time is very very advanced?

Why did nintendo not put Chuck Norris in Pokemon Platinum?

 

Because he would kick Mario's ass.

Would Mario and Luigi together be able to kick Chuck Norris?

 

No two man combo can ever defeat Chuck Norris.

How about Mario, Luigi, and Mudkip?

 

well chuck norris would pay them for a lap dance ... ???

why mudkip should kick chuck norris' butt?

 

He shouldn't. They should share a drink.

What drink would they order?

 

Bourbon for Chuck and a smoothie for mudkipz.

Can mudkipz handle alcohol?

 

If he was alcoholic-drunk proof.
Are kings greedy?

 

The Sacramento Kings are.

Who did you choose as a starter pokemon?

 

Treeko of course o

What car would you buy?

 

I'm looking to get a honda civic. 94 or 95 model maybe.

Would you help me buy it?

 

no

do you like pie?

 

No!
do you like sweet stuff

 

yes, but if I could chose I'd rather have salty/savory

Are you currently wearing socks?

 

Hell yes, black underneath my boat-nuns.

What's your name?

 

loki...


who is loki?

 

Ain't he a Norse Mythology God?

Ouch?

 

as long as you shave.
why is 2012 not hamburgers?

 

Cause the world will end together with them

Why I can't buy a weapon?