ask a stupid question...

Lol, so people don't have to look at your bits, it would be considered rude.

How long am I gonna be snowed in for?

 

till summer

Why did I coose this bon joivi icon?

 

because you are looking for a better one?
why i am answering in a question?

 

Because you are STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why am I back and stressed?

 

Because I asked a question?
Why do I feel stressed now?

 

Because you ran out of candy
Why is Derek Smart's head so freakishly big ?

 

Because the balloon gods stuffed his head with air to punish him.
If 1 = 1 = 2, am I in the second dimension?

 

No...just... no

Why is Nintendo investing their money in a secret organisation that hunts baby animals for Sonic to resque them?

 

Because they can't be stuffed teaming up with Sega again.

Why are scientists developing paper batteries?

 

So all the paper in the world get's depleted so everyone will buy their metals.
Does 1 = 192736182764812654716254615246125645?

 

No 1 = 19273618276481265471625461524 6125648

What happens if two falcon punches collide

 

A cataclysmic event that makes all paralel dimensions collide resulting in gravitational anomalies of catastrophic proportions in our universe resulting in simple DEATH...or worse, you wake up in a world where you play Mario Bros. 2 for the whole eternity ! Noooooooo! (pulling my hair out)

Immagine if God gave you the proposal for you to be the Angel of Death: What do you say to this ?

 

Okay God here I Am.
What happens when the world is yours and then you lose it?

 

You make an evil scrip for a bot and then: TAKEOVER #Earth

If you flew out the window (for X reasons), what would you say to your neighbour while you passed his balcony ?

 

DON'T FORGET YOUR VEGETABLES!

If I could fly, why am I not at the moon yet?

 

because the moon walks away

do unicorns really exist? o.0

 

Yes. On my school crest.

Why is my school linked to the smartest of Australia?

 

Because Australians aren't smart?

Why did my DS Lite break?

 

because of your utter carelessness.

Why are some people absolutely gay and half-gay?

 

because a donkey crapped on them .

why do people steal? D: