ask a stupid question...

for the military.

is it true that Audi R8 V10 is better than Corvette ZR1? top gear says so...

 

You can't really say something's better than another because it's all subjective.

Why are humans the only species in the world that smoke cigarettes?

 

cause their bodies crave nicotine.

why do holidays need to be over =(

 

Cause if it weren't over, youd get too much egg nog... or easter eggs...
Why Easter?

 

Because Norther doesn't sound too catchy.

Why do they call hot dog 'hot dog' while it looks nothing like a dog?

 

The idea came from a German dog called a Dachsund...
Whats a dachsund?

 

Dunno.

Ya know?

 

Nope.

is that an ice cream?

 

Nope.
Ya like it?

 

Sure.
Running from the cops is considered bad?

 

no, not when he's wearing a bomb-belt

Why do still want a sigaret after stopping on newyears eve?

 

Because you do not know how to use "Spellcheck".
From where may i rent a supersonic skull-crushing ear penis?

 

from super store

where can i buy some blueberry and apple pie from for 2 cents?

 

the local walmart

why does food network exist?

 

to give fat people something to watch


am i gay because i enjoy getting a nice fisting from my gf after sex??

 

yes

why do people touch themselves at night?

 

because of the position of the sun

Why does smoke get in your eyes?

 

because the smoke want it....

who are you?

 

who aren't I?

what is the meaning of life

 

It means nothing.

Who am I?