ask a stupid question...

cuz i stple ot

 

where is your Question?

 

He ate it in breakfast

Why weapons exist?

 

To shoot people to the hell.

Why do YOU exist?

 

<<<To save people's lives

Why do YOU exist?

 

sigh...i have already thought of that same question many times...the only answer i could come up with is that i am linked to the end or a new beginning.........

why do you exist?

 

to die

why do i exist to die?

 

to be reborn as someone new

how can game character be reborn many times even though it says GAME OVER?

 

chuck norris roundhouse kicks their spirit back to th game.

why do babies regurgitate?

 

cause there is Kirby in their stomach

 

Why Evergande didn't ask a stupid question?

 

Because he (she?) isn't creative enough to ask something worthwhile. Just kidding Evergande.

Why if you're driving and you release your hands from the steering wheel the vehicle won't turn?

 

because the vehicle isnt on dumbass (kidding ^^)

how much are tickets to the Grammy Awards?

 

Free if you're an Ant.

Why fish can swim?

 

to outrun capt iglo

why does it hurts if you put your hands into the olympic flame?

 

Bcoz ya feel it.

Why i'm sick now?

 

Meaby ate something bad? Or just read something really bad...

Is there a coffe break in the lipton factory?

 

It's not a coffee break, it's Tea Time!
Is tea good for your body?

 

Yes, depending on what tea you drink. Green Tea is very good for your body to detox. So is Red Bush. Black tea, not so good, but not harmful. Although there is more caffeine in a pound of tea leaves as in a pound of coffee, the amount you need to make a cup of tea is very much less than the ammount you need to make a cup of coffee, so a cup tea has less coffeine in it than coffee. And the slight disadvantages of caffeine is more than made up by the fact that you are taking in H2O.

How much hot English mustard can you put on a piece of pork pie and eat it?

 

infinite (side effects not researched)

why doont i believe in santa?