ask a stupid question...

A Top Gun who was Born on The Forth of July, and somehow survived the Days of Thunder. Plus he made an Impossible mission Possible.

If you have a 'jolly good time' does that mean you can be a store Santa?
Come to think of it..the saint Nick I saw cursed like a sailor rather than a saint...

 

......?

Why the beginner has not capitalized the a of ''ask''?

 

cause it makes no difference if it's capitalized

what did you have for breakfast?

 

coca-cola

Why we get tired?

 

Because ''we'' just woke up.

Am I tired?

 

R.O.Bs can't get tired

Why am I eating pizza right now?

 

Because you love the greasy goodness

Why do Italians exist? (humourous question only, no racial slur intended)

 

For the same reason americans and brazilians exist

Why the school exists?

 

To teach HoS grammar

What is a muffin?

 

Scrapings off a fairy cake factory floor

why are they called fairy cakes?

 

Because they are made of crushed fairys.

Who would crush a fairy

 

(Fairys lol got ya)

I would,cause they look delicious in a cake

Why so much people likes cake?

 

Because being fat is the new thin - "oh look at her, she's not fat, she's curvy" - WTF

Why does fashion and stuff of that nature constantly flit from one extreme to another?

 

(yes you did But "Why so much people"? I got you too)

because it thinks walking is boring so it flits instead

Why don't pigs fly?

 

They do

Why has no one seen one?

 

(oh mann!I'll get you next time)

Because they only fly when we're sleeping

Why do I have to sleep?

 

So the pigs can fly!!!

Why didn't you know the answer to that question?

 

Because he is HoS (that explains everything )

Why are people are too focused on the unimportant things like work and school and not the important things like flying pigs and RomUlation?

 

because you arent a vampire like i am

what are you then?

 

I am a soul eating cat.

Why don't I like muffins?