ask a stupid question...

because you are an insomniac.

Why to people count sheep when trying to sleep?

 

For the same reason we are posting

Why am I a insomniac?

 

Because you are worried the boogyman will eat you if you sleep

Why is he named after a dance?

 

Beat me.

Why your cat wants our souls?

 

because his is hungry and brains give him stomach cramps.

why does everyone assume my cat wants souls?

 

Look at him,it's all on his lick.errrr...face

Why did you used 'his' instead of 'he'?(ha!)

 

because I think faster than I type so I combined he and is then added another is.

Why does bacon taste good?

 

Because it comes form a pig.I heard it tastes the best when we kill the pig with a gun

Why do we eat Bacon with eggs in the morning?

 

Because saying that we ate "Bacon without eggs" sounds uncool

Why are you really bad with grammar? (Why does?)

 

Because I didn't sleep well today and I'm not much in the mood of translating.But RomU is awesome I can't get out of here

Why we are going to die in 2012?

 

(ahaha still wrong "why do we ate")

Because the number 2012 is poisonous.

Who tests parachutes?

 

(oh I spelled 'ate' lol lol)

Why test them?we have the luck at our side!or not.


Why I can't think on another 'smart' question?

 

cause you are stupid!!

am i smart?

 

I'm afraid you're stupid too

There's any smart people in this world?

 

I doubt it...

Why is a weasel called a weasel?

 

Because only smart people name them that way

What should I drink now?

 

A cup of sorrow, chased by a shot of shame.

Why do people drink Hot tea, and cold coffee??

 

Because they are stupid

Why do people drink so much coca-cola?

 

Because Pepsi is a cheap rip off of Coke.
People know the realness 8)

Why are cookies called crumpets in English?

 

For the same reason we drink coca-cola

Who is Tom Cruise?