ask a stupid question...

superman!!!

?

 

why the emoticon?

 

because your very emotical

why cant I have a super power?

 

cause you are a honosapien not supersapien

why am i so nerd today?

 

A: Cause you 'accidentally' pulled your pants up too high

Q. Why do I see seagulls anywhere when I am bored?

 

Because you smell like fish.
Can i feed skittles to my 2 month old son?

 

HELL NO!!!

why does he want to do that?!?!?

 

So he can taste the rainbow!
Why does Home Alone have to play ever year around this time, on tv?

 

how are babies made(lol)

 

you didn't answer blaziken
babies are made by the fusin of the male's egg and female's egg

why are there two eyes instead of one?

 

To see depth.
Why is it cold in the winter?

 

Because the Sun gets sick that time of the year.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

because it wants to get squished by the tyres whoch they think it's a holy way to die

why am i sitting?

 

cuz then youd be more comfy.
Will we be heroes?

 

if you save someone yeah...

how can we save someone?

 

By telling them how dumb and ugly they are, so they never leave the house again, and avoid being run over by a tractor trailer.
Why does my daughter insist on playing with her baby brother, when he wants to sleep?

 

Because your daughter knows what's best for her little brother.
Why are there so many "reality" TV shows?

 

because there are so many 'real' people who want attention

why dont I have a stupid question in my head righ now?

 

oops, sorry.
Because a monkey puts a worthless second eye on you.
Why do cars beep?

 

because it is calling for the driver to come fast or it will leave soon

why do i have to murder an ant?