ask a stupid question...

The Candy Man.

Do you know where my phone is?

 

Its somewhere.

Who is the queen of queens?

 

I am. And I'm not ashamed to admit that.

Should I be?

 

yes cause your a boy (it says so on the panel on the right)

who created curse words?

 

seph: to show nicely to people when he was angry

what happens when seph is angry

 

He grows into a huge, merciless tyrant of epic proportions.

What is the golden rule of Monty Python's world?

 

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Why doesn't anyone ever mention the Portuguese Inquisition?

 

because nobody knows or cares.

Do you think this is better than the ban thread?

 

yes

why yes not no, but then why purple not turquoise?

 

because that's worse than a stupid question.

have you even been on the ban thread? or the unban thread?

 

yes

Do fish get thirsty?

 

no...they're always drunk

was 2012 movie good?

 

No because I haven't seen it yet

Why do people call me "asian dictator"?

 

err... because you're not an american?

how many times you eat fast food?

 

as many times as i die

where exactly is nowhere?

 

Nowhere, of course!

Should all americans be reconverted into australians or brits?

 

sure.
Should all canadians be reconverted into australians or brits?

 

No. Then there would only be French Canadians left.

What makes 5 beans?

 

5 bean duh!

when I die?

 

2012

why can't i get my hair to look like those Asians??