ask a stupid question...

guys i'm out...gonna watch flash-forward (great storyline i recommend it anyone seeking a good mystery)

 

why didn't that guy ask a question?

 

Why did you waste a perfectly good question on something like that?

 

because he was temporarily distracted.

Why is everyone making random posts?

 

Because you're on the forums.

Why is jaywalking called jaywalking?

 

The word jaywalk is a compound word derived from the word jay, an inexperienced person, and walk.

Has anybody ever heard a funny version of the song "pretend you are happy" sounded like Spike Jones, but can't find it?

 

no....


can i go to japan and live?

 

No, you will be killed by AIDS (jpns b!tchez)

How should i spell the word Eenturnut

 

The way you just spelled it, duh!

My daddy won't let me play the wii! Whyyy?

 

he himself plays it to damn much so you can't play it xD your father is right, though, young skywalker... he is always right.

Take a guess: what's hidden behind me refrigerator? if guess it right, what will you get? ( double question)

 

Pizza, Pizza!

Why so... not serious?

 

i'm still thinking of that pizza!


how can you tell if your ugly???

 

'cause they eat too much flower seeds

How?

 

If people are too sympathetic towards you

Why are some people gay?

 

because they are "men likers"

Why cant Christmas be every day?

 

Cause Santas to lazy to get off his ass

Why is Santa so fat?

 

Because his tummy is where he stores the kids he eats..

SANTA, WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING?

 

Because I like the taste of kids... oh S@#%, my secret's out!!!

Why did I let the secret that I'm santa slip!?!?!

 

because you are just a secret santa, the real one lives in canada, silly....

did you think he lived in the north pole too?

 

No, I know all the other Santas. Even the secret ones.

How can you be sure that I know that?