ask a stupid question...

Martha.

Why do I not know the Queen of England?

 

Because you have no brains
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Why are people of New York called NY?

 

Because they're idiotic Americans.

Why do Americans love guns and puppies?

 

Because... they're American (and therefore lesser when compaired with their Aussie brothers and British elders)

Why did I not put a new question in this post and have to edit one in?

 

Ask a question too Vinse

 

Ohh so close.

Why do thing phail at life?

 

Because you're a handheld gamer.

Why do people get roadrage?

 

Because alcohol just won't cut it

Why did the french switch to guillotine from axe?

 

Because they got tired of lifting the axe sooo much.

Are all French tired?

 

no

who is the best singer alive?

 

Me when I'm bored.


Why am I bored all the time?

 

cause you sing


what are you?

 

The avatar should give you an idea...

Can you guess which one is me when I'm angry?

 

Yes... I don't know.

Why was I away?

 

cause mario wanted to use yoshi


what should i eat?

 

YOURSELF!

Spam, or no spam?

 

ham......wait what


is a zebra black with white stripes or white with black stripes

 

Both.

Crazytuna or YoshiFlip?

 

none.

why do i have a girlfriend?

 

Because we have internet and cookies...

Why did I get sick AFTER getting my flu shot?