ask a stupid question...

no question, no answer.

Mario Party DS?

 

no.
no?

 

yes
what?

 

all answers lie within oneself, that'll be a $200 spiritual advisor fee
Will you pay or will I have to call Tom Cruise?

 

Call.

Must I call the ambulance first or must I get a heart-attack first? (Trust me, 2th option is not fun)

 

get a ambulance... dont die.
should i get a gun and shoot me or get a knife and slice my head off?

 

Knife fun for you it is!
Bazookas or rocket launchers?

 

What's the difference, the both put the boom boom boom in your zoom zoom zoom....
Escalators or Elevators or Empanadas

 

Escalators. Because they're so confusing.

Why are they so confusing?

 

Because you're just pathetically smart
why didn't i say stupid?

 

Because saying stupid would be so pathetically smart
Why will the world end in 2012?

 

because my mom will eat it all.

what happens when you put a dime inside a lightbulb and turn it on?

 

why do we ask stupid questions? ;D

 

to get stupid answers.
where did pikachu got its name?

 

because he will pikachu in the shower

snake is to feet as frog is to?

 

Torrents!

If you're riding a jet-ski in he middle of the ocean and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house?

 

5,000.
why did nintendo created mario?

 

because they like fat italians.
Why did Nintendo create luigi?

 

Cause fat Italians need skinny ones to look down on
Why is Mario more successful than Pokémon?

 

Because Pokémon sucks

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