ask a stupid question...

you are he

what happens when an elephant crosses the ocean?

 

Elephant bones at the bottom of the ocean
Why did I insinuate an elephant can't swim that far?

 

its true and you are...

what is griffandir?

 

google it.. dont expect any real results....

who has permission to cross area51?

 

nah

 

why does my indianCHAN's ass stink so much ?

 

why are you italian? (im chinese and i have to LEARN italian T.T)

 

Because I a'playa a too mucha de Mario
Why aren't you people answering questions?

 

because they are stupid

why the people are stupid?

 

they never learn
why dont they learn?

 

because they are lazy
Why are they lazy?

 

because they were born that way.
Idiot: Which way?

 

The idiotic way?
Why are they born in the idiotic way?

 

They like it that way.
Why is Trackmania crap on DS?

 

Because it is crap!
Why are we asking so many questions?

 

Because for every question you don't ask, a bald eagle chokes on a three-legged baby with Alzheimer's

Why was six afraid of seven?

 

cuz 7 beated his brother 5.

Is CoD a puzzle game?

 

A: No, it's the Catch of the Day
Q: Why do people spend more time on RomU forums than playing games?

 

Because it's more fun to talk with people than playing games, or people are just waiting for the game to finish downloading.

Why can't I FC All You Need on Guitar? Even on drums, I can't do it...

 

Cuz i didn't understand a word that you are saying.

Why are anime's badass?