ask a stupid question...

never mind....(stuck up idiot...)
What is wrong with all the morons in the school???

 

They're MORONS.

What do you expect from morons?

 

Stupidity.

Why is everyone so predictable?

 

Cause you're psychic.

Where is the beer?

 

In you're ass about to explode.
What are we going to do about that???

 

Nothing

Why my OH SO DAMN PC fell off? (Out of power)

 

'cause someone's stealing your power

why laptops stop working after they are thrown from a seventh floor?

 

Cuz the Robot Reaper wants it that way.

Why hasn't the Cthulhu taken over the world yet?

 

Because he's still afraid H.P. Lovecraft will be proven right

Will I ever kill a deer in cold blood?

 

yeah, you did just last night when you were driving on that road in the woods...
(So THAT'S what that sound was)

Where are my pants?

 

in my room


why does in always rain in coleraine?

 

coz its sad

am i bored?

 

Very bored.


Why do they call it fish fingers when fish clearly have fins?

 

coz fins is the short form of fingers

is it?

 

no


how come john and edward are still in the Xfactor?

 

coz they are fun and liveli

wat about lloyd?

 

Women (and homosexual/bi men) fancy him soooo much.


Why did gaz pick donna over jannette (sp?)?!?!?!?!?!?! they had a baby together

 

oh yes u did

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