ask a stupid question...

Yes, he comes in more often than cj despite he's promise to come by.

Why is it 2am

 

because I say so ;D

why is it 4pm

 

Because it's not yet 5

Why is the TV addicting?

 

Because nobody has a radio anymore

Why hit two birds with one stone when you can hit two stones with one bird?

 

because two birds are better than one

so?

 

yeah what?!?!

will mickey ever die?

 

*Shoots Mickey* There u go Sonic!

Why do sheep baa?

 

because those darn horses took neigh

Why oh why won't my telekinesis work?

 

because thats against the laws of physics and thermodynamics

has anyone deleted internet explorer or mozilla firefox?

 

*sew internet explorer
happy now?
Why is 2012 a special year?

 

we all have birthday in that year

why do I never seem to do anything right in front of other people

 

because you have bad karma.
Why is it that we can't start a sentence with "because", "but" or "And" when we're writing an essay?

 

because they are stupid and love people like atathahtaht

Why do some people not have pictures?

 

cos they are idiots

What did Hitler say to his wife?

 

It's over! *slaps his wife and runs away*
Why is Naruto ugly?

 

because he will be on disneyxd

why must disney ruin everything?

 

Because Square-Enix will make it all better anyway.

Am I a girl?

 

check and see..

how do you check?

 

Pull down your pants/skirt and look at the mirror..

What will you do about it?

 

Walk away slowly from this conversation

How come the mold we see is almost always green and never Fuschia?