ask a stupid question...

Im betting youve never seen this...

Wheres my minion??

 

I pie'd him in the face and he went home to clean himself up...
Do I like you?

 

I certainly hope not.

When mankind dies out and is no more, what will rise to take our place?

 

the Nintendo DS !!

whats the worst colour in the world ?

 

YOU!!

WHY??

 

Because pink is Kirby's colour (unless you are shadow kirby...) and most people hate pink...
Who is the toilet?

 

that chick that R. Kelly pissed on.

What is the land speed of a sparrow carrying a melon?

 

Trick Question!! Melons cant swim...

How You Doin'??

 

Sorry but i've already got a girlfriend right now
Do you know any better pick-up lines?

 

No.... (>-.-)>

You know a better one??

 

Yeah, "Is your underwear a little tight, how about I take you to my room to loosen them?"
Are you male or female?

 

I'm neither, I'm e-mail

Why is cream creamy?

 

Ask the udder one
Hello moto?

 

Ewwww motorola...

Pie or Punch in the nuts??

 

Pie in the nuts, well actual grammer is on the nuts but it feels nice anyway...
Which is better? Masculine or feminine?

 

Dunno both genders have their ups & downs

If a pro is the opposite of a con, does that mean progress is the opposite of congress?

 

With a 9% approval rating, I would say yes. For that matter,

Why would anyone vote that same congressional party into presidency?

 

I'm not sure.

Why does Renji think I'm his minion
He's MY Minion >
Why? WHY does he think that ?

 

Because he is girly? I'm guessing Renji is a he because people always say he, so that's been what i've been thinking for about 2 months...
How come I can't use the devil smiley?

 

Hay!! Chicks like guys who they "think" they can open up to.

So wat if I have a femanin side??