ask a stupid question...

Because your 50ft tall and your tears fell on the school.

Why did so many kids eat paint chips back in the day?

 

cuz they were high!

who was growing the weed?

 

his mother

who was the first yoshi?

 

A: Yoshi!

Q: When does envinity end?

 

when ensanity begins

why does everyone have to be up in my face all the time?

 

A: Beacuse you are so fat there is no room!

Q: When does the earth end?

 

with a meteor of coruse

where did mario die

 

at your mom's house.

if the transformers are an advanced alien race, then y did megatron crash land on earth?

 

Because he triped on the moon....

Why is Star Wars so cool??

 

its not your being brainwashed into thinking it is.

beer?

 

sucks

why don't I like alcohol?

 

Because you're a germ.

Why does the sun rise from the East?

 

Cause he doesn't like his West side homey's

Why didn't we head for mars sooner?

 

Becuz technolgies aren't supposed to be developed that fast.

why am i alive?

 

Too annoy people

Why did the moon trip up Megaton?

 

He thought Unicron ate it and wasn't expecting it to be there...

Why didn't Velcro replace all laces?

 

becuz it's expensive and not practical to replace laces.

why did the internet survived for 60 years?

 

Cause porn is so searchable >.>

Why is Oprah big again?

 

Cuz she ate fastfood.
why is fastfood so cheap?

 

A: Because the people who work in places like McDonalds are too thick to notice that what they are being payed is barely anything!

Q: Why was the world created?