ask a stupid question...

Someone wanted to know.

how far is far?

 

Too far to imagine...

What is 'Sunshine! Lollipops!'?

 

A phrase that some loser said when he was high, eating a lollipop and listening to Walking On Sunshine.
Why do guitars have six strings?

 

because i ate the seventh

why are you my mother when n actual fact you are my brother, and saying that are you a transwestite?

 

because im too awesome to not be those things

will i horde in a lot of candyy today?

 

yes you hor-der

why am i sick of candy?

 

'cos i stole it

why are you a transvestite?

 

cuz you know...

who on this topic is retarded?

 

Mobofy...

Why i do have a new wireless internet adapter?

 

Your stealing internet from your neighbors wireless router.

Why don't I give a damn anymore?

 

because your sick of candy

why cant i think of any more questions?

 

cuz you need a brain for questions

does aliens have a xbox 360?

 

No they just use Alienware computers

Where did my coffee go?

 

A: Into your stomach and out the other end into the loo and into the sewers.

Q: How much energy does a fart preduce?

 

approximately the same amounts as your brain....

when is a straight line no longer straight?

 

When it penetrates another line....

Whas that I gay joke I just did??

 

The one that was funny

Why do I think gay jokes are Homosexist?

 

You're a dinosaur.

why do dogs hate cats?

 

they thnk cats are too ugly.
Will cockroaches survive if the world ends

 

Yes, they are GHOSTS!!!!!!!

Why i cryed somewhat on school for a movie?