ask a stupid question...

Because kisses are too long.
I can has cheeseburgers?

 

Hehehehe....

Why are there cows??

 

Because people can squeeze white stuff outta them.

What if milk is semen...

 

Then everyone whould be gay....

Why are people wondering whats gonna happen on 2012

 

Because they are either scientists or devout religious guys *ahem* or ancient shamans...

Why do they freak out?

 

coz theur mad

what happenz wehn mario tries to stop metal gear

 

Metal Gear doesn't exist thanks to Snake.

IF your are talking about mario stopping snake... Mario is dead meat.

WHAT happenz when the Shagohod fires beeg missle into US?

 

then...the president...will...urr...say...'oh noes' (i didn't even understand what you asked)

is austin powers sexy?

 

No because the same guy plays as fat bastard

Why would snake totally crush mario... then totally get crushed by Luigi?

 

Cause Luigi knows the Tabuu dance.
And sorry, If Mario wants to stop metal gear, he'll use a flaming kamehameha on it.

Y duz Griffandir14 fawl don a wot?

NOOBSPEAK.

DONT DO THAT.

It's : Why does Griffandir14 fall down a lot?

Dumbass little brother...

 

I don't know.

Why iam not in pink army?

 

Because hope is more fun

Why does my Avatar(Young Ryu from BoF2) fall down a lot?

 

who wouldnt when they are carrying a stick and wavin it around?
(^serves as Q&A)

 

me thats who...

??
. .
-

 

Zelda wouldn't.

Did you see that thing in the air? It's not a bird, not an airplane, ...


(Sorry Gavilatius, you asked no question)

 

why should i?
(Q&A)

 

Because Beavis and Butthead will punish you.
Can you give me an ride?

 

hell no!

why should i give anyone a ride?

 

because of sonic

 

no question?

whats with that?