ask a stupid question...

Answer : The number of roms that are on RomUlation.

Question : What do you do if you see a fake boulder that looks real?

 

report it for being abusive to real boulders

at a cinema/movie theater, which arm rest is yours?

 

the one that i paid for

whats a stupid question ?

 

what you just asked

if milk goes bad if not refrigerated, does it go bad if the cow isnt refrigerated?

 

Yes, it makes the beef all fuzzy.

If i combine lemon, water, sugar, a pinch of salt, and VEGETABLE OIL, what do you get?

 

A Retarded Vegetable lemonade.

What happens if you stick a phone in a microwave?

 

its circuits fry

what happens if you put kermit the frog in a blender?

 

KABOOM!

Why?

 

Kids rejoice.

What happens when you dance with death?

 

He'll kill you.

HOW ABOUT...
If you quick freeze your mom?

 

daddy will tell you off

Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

 

Because onety doesn't exist. DUHDUHDERR.

How about if you freeze your dad first?

 

then you shall become jesus

what if i crashed mars into the earth?

 

Space exploration will be soooo much easyer....

Can people lay eggs??

 

i've seen them doing it. But it's only the females of that specie.

Why won't my wi-fi USB stick work?

 

because he's lazy

why do i have to ask a question?

 

coz loonylion told you too

why is mario so great

 

because he helped me with my plumbing.

why did he ask me to pay him in gold coins?

 

Because he's high on mushrooms.
Why does a dog bark?

 

Because its vocal cord's messed

Why did hugs turn into a sign of affection?