ask a stupid question...

HUH? oh you mean that fat guy....... yeah i saw him......

Where do smurfs come from?

 

From smurfsville

Why am i the best?

 

because you're not really, you're just saying that
why do the tests i take about me always get one thing wrong?

 

Because they dont ask if your a pansy.
Why does every person think I'm awesome?

 

helooooo? you're a servant and servants are not awesome

why am i insulting people?

 

Because your brain can only think of things which cannot contribute to postitive effects within the great wonderful magical universe.

How many brain cells do I have in my foot?

 

absolutely ZERO

why is KH 358/2 days so fun to play?

 

Because you can bash things with a weapon and laugh maniacally.

Why do rabbits hop?

 

So its easier for them to hump.

Why do i like Pokaymon?

 

Because you spell it wrong: Pokaymon... it must be Pokémon...

Why i'm not Wii'ing?

 

because i'm not there to wii with you

why does human like music?

 

Because i'm no human...

Why has my DST server fallen down and is to be restored now?

 

lies you like lady gaga

because it is useless

why am i soooooo stupid?

 

Because you are a girl...

Why is my server not restored?

 

because it hates yuu

why am i sleepy?

 

because you are up from 1:00 AM to 0:00 AM (like a whole day - 1 hour...)

Why my server restored itself?

 

because it you threatened to destroy it if it didn't

why do you liek yoshi?

 

He looks like a walking pea with eyes and a nose.

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

 

meow

who am i?

 

a doctor.

why do dogs sniff bottoms?