ask a stupid question...

because i eat that emulator *burp*

why i am stupid?

 

because you ate the emulator (There is a psp emulator on a website called "Emulator Zone")

Why do I do the things that I do?

 

Because Tom Hanks paid you to.

If i have one plate of pork in one hand and a taser in the other, how many raccoons will it take to end my life?

 

Five. One to get tasered, two to scratch your eyes out, one to steal your pork and the last one will stab you with a sword

Why do people dress up as other people?

 

because they do...

why i`m asking myself all time this: ''why my PC crashes all time i play the Sims 2 Freetime?''

 

becuz ur pc crashs all the time when u play Sims 2 Freetime.

Where is my son? ... no seriously WHERE IS MY SON!?!?! GIVE HIM BACK!!

 

i eated him...

why am i sad?

 

Because his son took some Ridalin before you ate him

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if his mother told him not to?

 

hmmmm.......................alot!!!!!!!

alright you people, WHERES THE KINGS DINNER!?

 

woops, that was the kings? it looked so appetising
why aren't there skulls in real life that enhance gamepl - sorry, lifey-stuff

 

cuz then physics would go out of wack cuz of the cowbell skull!

Where are those ODSTs?

 

Obviously Depressed Spartan Trackers
This topic needs more ____?

 

SONIC

Whats ackbars trap?

 

it's loud... TOO LOUD
What is the chemical used to make the powerpuff girls?

 

WTH are the powerpuffgirls?

you know the meaning off a "puff" in german? lol

 

no.... is it dirty? anywayz the powerpuff girls are a kids cartoon on foxtel or w/ever... youtube them i guess
is there anything youtube doesnt have?

 

Hardcore porn.

42?

 

Who thought of drinking your own piss???

 

I, but i never done.

who is online every morning when he's free from work/school?

 

me

and why do emos exist