ask a stupid question...

Because thats how it gets it kicks.

Why isn't eleven called 'onety one'

 

Because it would go on a killing spree if it was
Why is reality real and unreality suck?

 

it did't get enough hugs as a child.

Where'd it go?

 

Under your bed, try looking behind the sock.

Why is it hiding there?

 

Because it likes smelly things

What is it?

 

whatever I want it to be
what do i want it to be

 

A tranny.

Why do people watch pokemon?

 

Because Lucian is in it

Do you play Valkyrie Profile?

 

No. I resort to cutting myself.

What is the meaning of the universe, life and everything around me?

 

The dolphins got that right, it's fish
Why did I throw up after eating that blowfish?

 

Because he came back with a vengence!

Why are you emo?

 

Because the voices told me to be
Why wont my pen stop

 

because its alive
shall i proceed with {the following has been deleted due to mass damage of peoples' lives}??

 

It's ELVIS NAKED

Why can chuck norris swim on land?

 

Because both he AND swimming on land are overrated

Why do people like Chuck Norris so much?

 

He's got a hex socket screwdriver as a groin.

Why do lebs go to school?(non-racist)

 

to beat shameless sterotypes
why is chuck norris overrated?

 

Because he roundhouse kicks sheep.

 

Why didn't ^ he bothered asking a question?

 

because he has no more to ask
why is Ragnarok Online 2 release at Malaysia and Singapore so slow?