ask a stupid question...

no, you have to answer my question...

what is waldo laying on?

 

dead cows... sorta

why am i in hawaii?

 

You took the wrong flight...




What came first, the egg or the chicken?

 

non they didn't exist the dinosaurs existed first

why do ds hinges break?

 

They're not Indestructible...




What doesnt break?

 

Me

How do you add numbers together?

 

by using both your fingers and your toes. if that doesn't work ask your mommy.

why do you park your car in a driveway, but drive on a park way?

 

Well... You're mentally impaired



Any RomU user died lately?

 

no but you are about to... in 78 years

any romU user born lately?

 

yes, he gets here when he`s my age (i have no brother)(im 10)

why i dont have a brother and why i dont get one? (please no dirty answers)

 

... because your parents couldn't afford one, or that model was outdated...

... why is my computer so slow?

 

because you have not much space over or you have slammed it

why is my wii scaring me?

 

because your Mii is starting to do "things" on its own.

 

no question, but you have that answer and the answer that i have the feeling that the standard could broke, and i SLEEP under it! do you want a wii in your face while sleeping?



Why im scared of flying balls?

 

because you're not Homosexual

... why do we have homosexuals?

 

sorry?! yes i`m not.

do i had some wii in my face? (answer is yes, it fell down when i would move it to another place.)

 

... you answered your own question.

why does my dad have 400 gb of Pr0n.

 

cuz well, hes a prev?

who wants monkeys?

 

you do!

who wants to get punched?