ask a stupid question...

what?

are there any monsters out there?

 

Ya!! Im the one in your closet!!

Why is there noone online??

 

because they went on holiday

where are those weapons?

 

Check behind the sofa. I think the bazooka is there.

Whats up??

 

TEH SKYYYYYYY!

Did you dare bring light to his lair?

 

.... yes??

How about it??

 

i dont know

why do we like pie?

 

because it's the food of the gods

since swine flu is airborne, does that mean pigs can fly now?

 

only if they believe they can fly

will a hamster explode if you feed it gunpowder?

 

only of you got a lite!

why is Iraq so damn crazy?

 

Cuz their all offsprings of Bush...

Huh?

 

Duh

Why snakes have no legs?

 

because i broke them

does that make me a chunin or a jonin?

 

nah, it makes a baby. is there a purse in my wallet or a wallet in my purse?

 

either one.

what the hell are you going on about?!

 

some thing crazy......

who let the dogs out? (who, who, who)

 

Your mom.
What the ****?

 

shhhhhhhhh
what was that all about?

 

he mabye dosent like me?

where is my pie?!

 

Where do babies come from?