ask a stupid question...

cuz you're a loner.

why am I tired?

 

because your onion won't to close it's eyes

 

why the heck is there any new post?

 

Because we have nothing to do.

How come we don't have a thing to do?

 

we just did
did we?

 

'Coz we're all busy taking out the aliens.

Who called the aliens here?

 

You did

How did we take the aliens out?

 

we give them hookers that have AIDS

did you died?

 

Not to my knowledge

How did you die?

 

by looking at this funny video
why is pluto so small?

 

Prove it is big, then ask if it is so big!

Why I buy awful games?

 

because youre noob

am i a noob too?

 

Yeap. If I am.

Should I eat spinach or go to gym for muscles?

 

Go to the gym. Spinach only works for Popeye.

Should I go work or lay in the sun?

 

Haha! You are closer to sun! BURN BABY!

What did one sand castle say to another?

 

drown you fool!!!

What happened to the other sand castle?

 

It got stepped on by a fat guy.

Why do people have hair, but animals have fur?

 

because hair sounds much cooler
how come i dont know you?

 

Because I don't know you

why don't I know you?

 

because i'm too unpopular
why am i in love?