Hahahahaha. You know what's funnier than a joke? When somebody takes my serious statement as a joke. It gets boring on a long flight to Paris.
The last time I flew from Aberdeen to Luton,they wouldnt let me take nail-clippers on board.So then I had to put my mobile phone into a container for it to be scanned and when I went through the scanner,I went to the container and picked up my phone.About 5 minutes later I went to make a text and discovered it wasnt my phone.Such a shambles at the bit where all the stuff ends up after scanning,about 15 ex-ice cream tubs with stuff in it and you take your pick.