Add your story here..lets create a story chain!

unfortunately the nails on the chalkboard track was still playing so they all lost their hearing again...

 

That's when the nails were sanded down by the chalkboard and "LolJesus" granted everyone their hearing, but on one condition...

 

They had to go find his mother Santa Maria and give her a massage.

 

But she was a fat cow of a lady and stank like roten milk

 

Who slept with everybody who post in this thread except mwe =3

 

then Santa Maria squished Keinozamora for being a 'real good sport'.

 

After i died a sasquatch suddenly laughs.. (posting random stuff)

 

but is soon hushed by Beetlegeuse who is being punished by forcing him to preside over the funerals of 1000 humans.

 

The next day I ate pie for breakfast

 

then this whole thread just ended like by magic

 

then came by magic

 

then it killed Liza Minelli so the police took it out with tasers and magnums...

 

But due to the inherent nature of the beast.

 

Then the world exploded.

 

But god said "This can't end yet, my glowy ball can't end yet!" and revived the world.

 

without humans, so no thread...

 

Instead the thread was writng by evil monkey-gremlins

 

Whos imaginations were rivalled only by the redunkulous 'shrooms of Antartica

 

But the shrooms got killed by weed killer.
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Then penguins came and...

 

killed anyone who has posted on this thread out of SHAME