10 Absurd Norms/Truths that are Perfectly Normal/acceptable in the Videame World

Oh lol. XD

Everybody is trained to pilot any sort of vehicle, no matter how complex.

 

If you put on a certain hat, you automatically gain those set of skills.

 

1- Strangelly, you look better in cutscenes;

2- Enviromental hazards sometimes doesn't hit you.

3- You reload guns at incredible speed.

4- You can swim 10,000 feet into deep water and don't die from water pressure.

5- You see light in places that doesn't have any atmosphere.

6- And hear sounds also.

7- You move as fast as you do in solid ground inside water.

8- If you're skinny, chances are you're stronger than the biggest muscular guy.

9- You can dodge laser beams.

10- 10 years old is the new majority age, yet you can't do adult stuff.

11- Robots have feelings, even down to the most simple piece of machinery.

12- Returning from hell by your own effort is very common.

13- In verges of dying, people tend to slow down time or take four times more time to die than a real life sittuation.

14- Villans are not that smart.

15- You don't have biollogical functions such as going to the bathroom.

16- Heroes always are beaultiful people. Villans are either metrosexual, gay, both, or cannon for gay stories involving him and the main hero.

17- If you're innocent, chances are you're misidentified as gay.

18- If you're a tomboyish girl, chances are you're misidentified as lesbian, specially if having a sensible female sidekick.

19- If you're a tomboyish girl, chances are you're misidentified as masochist.

20- Killing people and robbing them after they're dead is a normal certified job.

 

Ummm.....what? I'm pretty sure that happens in real life too...

 

nowadays,
someone in real life think this is real and... they do "adult stuff"
(yesterday I read a news about this... about a girl 11 years old and a boy 13 years old that...
facepalm)
:-(

 

You can literally go to hell just by taking an elevator. XD

 

1 - You can carry a gun and point it at whoever you want, no problem
2 - If you get hit by bullets, do not worry, just hide yourself and wait for the bullet to magically get out of the wound and the wound to reform itself magically, even if you're a normal FBI agent
3 - You're free to shoot a gun anywhere, just as long as you don't hit a person, feel free to destroy lightbulbs with polices watching, though.
4 - Oh no, you just committed one of the biggest massacres in humanity? Don't worry, just go spray your car, that'l fix things

 

Aliens Speaking English
And with perfect American/English/Canadian/wherever-the-game-was-made accents too!

You Get Knocked Down You Get Back Up Again
When you're knocked down, you can't be damaged until you get back up.

Wallet Of Holding
Where you can collect millions of gold coins and not have your pants fall down.

You Call That A Wound
When a special character (generally an NPC) is incapable of dying or being seriously injured in a battle.

 

Miniguns can be carried around and fired no problem without a bipod or any mounting at all!

 

the antiprotagonist has more kickass music than you do (not allways)

 

The bad guy has some dimwitted henchmen.

 

It happens, but the event that generates the light has to come from a chemical reaction that doesn't involve oxygen. In most common cases, you can't see light or hear any sound in the vaccuum.

 

Still, you don't hear any sound.

 

You can change/swap weapons in a single second. Or less.

 

1)If you die,you can magically respawn
2)you can get a sword of fire,thunder....
3)you can eat monsters and copy their abilities
4)you can turn cheats ON and never die,run out of amno.....
5)you can jump from a mountain and only get a heart down

 

Redone version:

1)You can respawn
2)You can get a sword with elemental properties
3) Monsters exist
4)Cheats Exist
5) You can jump from a mountain and not die

 

you can have a weapon that floats on your back

 

You can fire a rocket at something and it won't immediately receive any (visible) damage.