10 Absurd Norms/Truths that are Perfectly Normal/acceptable in the Videame World

Poker cards are deadlier weapons than you can imagine.

 

You can enter someone's mind and cure them of any mental ailment.

 

Your pistol never runs out of ammo, making it a perfect weapon to shoot pedestrians and other meaningless things you got urge to destroy.

 

When you fall from a large height, you can use a surge of electricity to break your fall.

 

No matter how many people have you killed, you can never shoot those damned seagulls...

 

When you drink whiskey, it will heal your wounds.

 

It doesn't matter what clothes or armor do you wear, you always look the same anyway. Unless you get a job change, of course.

 

Wear tons of unnecessary accessories, such as belts, pins, zippers, and everything you wear has to be tightened by a belt, or strap of some sort. *COUGH*JRPGS*COUGH*

 

You can catch weird animals in balls so small they'd hardly fit a mini hamster (or whatever the uber small variety is called)

 

You can get shot in the leg and still be able to not only walk, but run, jump and crouch as well.

 

You can create a life-form and conquer the universe in just a few days.

 

You cam survive being shot/stabbed/burned multiple times, but contact with water is lethal... even though you were swimming in the cutscene.

 

You can climb up a wall 20 ft high, but you can't jump more than 2 ft off the ground.

 

During quick time events, you are able to do amazing things, but normally you can't do anything like it.

 

When you reverse time, there is always a chance that you don't rewind far enough and you end up falling do your death 3 times.

 

PPL'll keep on saying the same things to you over and over again

If your about to make a choice,You can save your game before doing so then make a choice to what your going to say to someone if it's wrong you can easily restart the game to make the next one.

 

1. You can turn into mutant animals with magic powers
2. If you touch a rainbow colored star, you will turn rainbow and annihilate anything you touch.
3. Riding a rainbow unicorn in a fantasy world while singing Erasure's Always will make all of your wishes come true.
4. Anything can be epic. Even failing to stop an attack on a loved one.
5. It's totally possible to make and use a gunblade with one hand.
6. If you're black, there's a 90% chance you'll stay alive.
7. If you put on a chicken suit, you can suddenly crow better and all the world's chickens will become intelligible.
8. If three Japanese guys start dancing for you, you will suddenly get better at everything.
9. If you're being chased, and you hide in a flower box, you're safe even if they saw you hide there.
10. If you suddenly escape from jail, and then join the group your jailers were in, they will NOT recognize you as the recently escaped prisoner.

 

So I heard you like Robot Unicorn Attack. XD

 

lol phoenix wright PP

 

The universe as we know it was made by a team of gods working on computers for the purpose of entertaining the rest of their species to try to earn a huge profit.