10 Absurd Norms/Truths that are Perfectly Normal/acceptable in the Videame World

a waist high fence means you cannot go any further even though in battle you can jump over peoples head easily

 

invisible walls...

'nuff said

 

Eh, or you could just get Morrowind or Oblivion and then get a patch for that...
... Not that I would.
What do you mean, in my modlist?
I don't know what you're talking about...


On topic,
Sleeping for *any* amount of time will instantly heal all problems, status ailments, and revive dead people.
... Yeah, definitly

 

1) You can reload without having any means of carrying spare ammo
2) You have regenerative health
3) You have temporary invincibility
4) You can continue from a checkpoint
5) You can snipe people in the head, and either nothing will happen or their whole body will explode
6) Zombies

 

You can eat Power Pellets and eat enemies until it runs out.

 

Everybody runs faster with a knife...

BOOMHEADSHOT!

 

Guns don't kill straight, they does HP damage, except for a headshot.

In FPS you can still fight with full power at 1 health without any of your abilities go down.
But when you lost that 1 HP and BOOM you turn into a massive chunk of flesh and blood.

 

Except in Counter-Strike where a headshot doesn't always kill the person, it does HP damage.

 

Everyone has health regeneration abilities that allow you to recover from severe injuries to vital organs just by staying behind cover for a few seconds.

 

Walking over "health items" (ranging from a burger to a first aid kit) will automatically heal you.

 

collecting 100 of a specific item gives you one life

 

You can stand just over the edge of a cliff and not fall.

Bullets from two half spent magazines are magically combined into one magazine without you removing whatever there is from one magazine and inserting the bullets from that one into the other.

You can hold an ungodly amount of ammunition that would normally require a pack mule to carry.

You can safely fire a rocket launcher in an enclosed area without the pressure from the backblast killing you.

Kevlar vests protect you from EVERYTHING.

Riot Shields are shatter proof, and can take anything from a .22, to a .50 BMG, all the way to a 40mm Grenade.

Russians are always the ones to cause problems. ALWAYS.

Drive a car of a suspension bridge and it will be fine.

You can kill 10,000 people, and ditch the cops by hiding behind a dumpster.

Aforementioned cops will also have no recollection of who you are the next time they see you no matter how bad the crime was you committed.

High Caliber weapons have no recoil.

You can actually hit stuff dual wielding.

Tactical dives and dodges don't injure you at all.

Pain killers heal all!

The cooler the gun looks = The better the gun.

Guns are are always tacticool

I could go on... But I won't. XD

 

- Inexplicable Treasure Chests
Where did they come from? Who put them there? Why does nobody else ever open them?

- Hyperspace Arsenal
You can carry an absolutely enormous amount of stuff; who knows where you actually keep it.

- You ALL Look Familiar
There are only a few NPC models; you'll see it repeated over and over again.

 

Time freezes when you open treasure chests.

 

You can talk to any animal as long as you know Animalese.

 

You can turn friendly fire "off."

 

You travel deep into the dungeon, which takes more than five hours and is dangerous... yet your pet can take your items to town, sell them and come back in a few seconds...
Also, feeding your dog with right fish can transform it into a monster.

 

When you drink water, you can re-heal any damage done to you.

 

When you fall in a pit or lava you magically return to the entrance of the dungeon.
You can get girls easily just save them and they'll keep following you.
When you get paralyzed,poisoned,blind etc. you simply leave the battle and they'll be gone