10 Absurd Norms/Truths that are Perfectly Normal/acceptable in the Videame World

Some weird, creepy bunny-like things talk to you and are a part of society...

 

1.That you get hurt, and some health pick up works instantly
2.You can get stabbed and yet keep going
3.You get hit to near life threatening circumstances yet hiding behind cover and giving yourself time...and you regenerate.
4.You can be underwater without any special gear and (in most games) you don't run out of air
5.Furry creatures roam freely
6.If a man is part of the story, no matter what comes by, he just doesn't die unless your job is to protect him
7.Women have overly large bust sizes
8.^^^They also move around like they contain vast amounts of liquid, no matter how soft the movement they bounce as if they have a mind of their own
9.Women in a metal bra Can have the same protection as a man in full armour

 

1. Participating in a destruction derby competition to get a major wish granted.
2. Infinite inventory.
3. Somehow, you can take many hits in a warzone yet your buddies can die in one shot.
4. Finding meat in walls can replenish your energy.
5. Ether is not a drug, it restores your magical energy.
6. Crowbars can defeat an entire police force somehow.

 

1. You drag your fallen comrades' coffins and take them to the church to resurrect them for a donation which is a fixed amount.

2.When characters get killed in battle, you can resurrect them with healing items, but when they die outside of battle, you can't bring them back to life.

3.In games where the main characters are kids, you're turned away from pubs and bars but its okay to gamble.

4.You drop money when escaping from battles in hopes that the monsters will stop and pick the coins while you're trying to save your ass (i think thats the explanation for some monsters dropping money when defeated: theyre from other adventures who turned tail and ran from the monsters you just killed).

5.Most town inhabitants are so simple minded that they only have one to two line of thoughts when you use mind read on them throughout your 40 hour epic quest.

6.Male characters can be infatuated/charmed by a butt-ugly lamia with just a single kiss.

7.The world is in danger and people will still play card games with you if you press the square button

8.You get back attacked by monsters and yet they still flee from terror if your level is very high

9.The final boss is dead set on world destruction/domination but they still follow the rules set by judgemasters.

 

1. When your grandfather is kidnapped, playing cards is a far better idea than going to the police.
2. You can improve your character as much as you like, be as skilled as possible, your character will still surrender in cut scenes to enemies you're sure you could beat.

 

art students can become defense attorneys and win every case with pure luck

 

Not sure if this was mentioned but...
Monsters and animals drop money.

You can carry around tons of stuff without ever having to lug around a suitcase...

 

Italians make great shirts. I mean, that's normal, but the quality of their shirts in video games is just... You know how many guns you can hide in them?

 

10-18 year olds are allowed to wander the entire world without adult supervision
oh and a kid with a sword and no actual training has a chance against a mage that has studied his craft for decades.

 

If someone begins a request with "would you kindly," you'll do it, no matter what.

 

In KoL, there is a chance of "fumbling" or dropping your weapon.
Example:
"You drop your sword on your forehead"
LOL WUT?

 

I would abuse this like no tomorrow.

 

1. Many people don't leave their house. All they do is pace back and forth. Some people don't even move at all.
2. There's this strange graphical interface imbued to our eyes.
3. You can knock over hydrants, trucks, lamposts; but trees won't even waver.
4. Somehow, getting 100 coins gives you an extra life.
5. Cat's only have 9 lifes if they use a CONTINUE
6. Mushrooms are the new viagra and make you big.

 

the world is filled with hundreds of castles... but the princess is allways in the last one

 

1. Sleeping at an inn is guaranteed to instantly cure all wounds and even death!
2. Want to sell that suit of armor at a grocery store? They'll take it!
3. Clothing and armor can be worn by anyone, regardless of its source or the wearer's size or gender.
4. A fall from any height at all can be rendered harmless or merely incapacitating if, at the end of the fall, the character meets a body of water.
5. No matter how high your strength, speed, etc. goes, you still will not be able to, for example, lift that tree in your way.
6. The villain won't put his dastardly plan into motion until you get there, no matter how long you spent inbreeding fluffy ostriches in the meantime.

 

You can have as much ammunition as you want in some cases.
You can be incapacitated multiple times and not lose any blood.
You can ride on a monsters back without dying.
You can beat a monster in thirty seconds. (w00t Halfminutehero!)
You can have more continues when you put another quarter in.
Cheating is legal.
There are monsters in the internet!
You can pull a rail gun out of your pants with ease.
Anything you destroy holds money.
Some characters stay up all night without ever sleeping.
Sometimes it is daytime forever.
You can use sunlight and darkness to help you.
You can self-induce a trance and become a monster.
Your sword can shoot beams if you have full live.
You can go underground in less than ten seconds.
You can walk through a bush and it doesn't move.
You can see through walls.
You are forced to do every mission you come across, and never get tired.
You can get stabbed or shot at in the head, heart, neck, both lungs, and leg, and live.
Somehow, you can restore you life after a period of time, even though you bled out 7 pints of blood.
Somewhere, you store all your armor, clothes, weapons, and potions.
Every place has either total homosexuality or drama and suspense in the air.
You take turns killing each other in some games.
You can float in midair without a jetpack or fan.
You can summon a weapon from nowhere.
No matter how powerful you are, you cannot go past that hidden barrier that blocks you in a stage.
You fall to the death and come back to life, shining on a futuristic platform.
Clouds can support your weight.
Every person can walk and have something jiggle while they do, especially women.
You pull a mace out of your ass without blood on it.
Keys can somehow kill creatures.
You can't wield a weapon in some buildings, but you can threaten a person to death in a restroom.
Guns have no kickback.
You can talk to a character far away without a phone.
You can slide down ropes and poles without getting burns on your hands.
Hacking something only takes five seconds.

 

You can ride a bucking bull but still live can't you?

Also, firemen slide down poles without getting their hands hurt as well.

 

Ordinary monsters die with one touch of your sword, but bosses always need more.
There always seems to be a strange barrier around people which make it impossible to walk against them.
You are always the chosen one.
There is always a speakerset chasing you, making music be heard anywhere you go.
You never have to go to the toilet.
You are never hungry/thirsty.
Walking 5 days in a row never makes you tired, but short sprints do.

 

Chocobos.

 

a hut is tiny outside but when you enter its enormous