What is your worse case of massive, explosive diarehea or stomach ake you ever had in your life? ME? In China in August. It was so explosive, it's not even funny. I blew chunks for hours. It was at night and I exploded. I was in the toilet for a long time. When I felt that I was done, i went to sleep. later on, it's back to the toilet! It smelled so bad! It stunk up the hotel room! The next day, I puked often, I just wouldn't eat anything. The cause? Some seafood. It was in a shell that cureled around. There is a protective covering where it can go in andout of the shell. I drilled the cooked fish out using a toothpick. I forgot the name... I know how to say it in chinses. Anyways, what is your worse case?
The way you describe your experience makes me feel like i can smell and taste your bowel movement. Not too good...
once when i was at work i had something dodgy for lunch and 5 mins into my shift i farted and filled my trousers with brown liquid. I had to tuck my overalls into my socks and run to toilet, after about an hour i had used all the paper and it was all down my legs etc. i had to sit in a sink and wash myself the best i could
We try our best. Well, I don't want to go into any details, but my worst case of explosive poop led to the breakup of the Soviet Union. It's best you don't know how.
I know, all of us are also very unique in our lives and experiences! YEAH ROMU! MOAN... windows\system32\config\system is corupt AGAIN! I nuked the Hard Drive on Friday!
Ugh! Why was this thread ever started in the first place? LOL! OK, I've got to fess up, I was born with poor bowel control. For some people, they can hold in their junk for an hour or so, but when I've got a case of diarrhea I DEFINITELY MUST GET TO A TOUILET FAST! or else it's mooky stinks everywhere! Elementary & High school was hell for me, because apart from getting picked on from partially vision impaired, I was also picked on for "making Mr. Hankies" on occassion. Up until college I'd get into several accidents, but since I can bring clothes along during college I often get away "clean" from my crimes. And yeah, there you go, another fun fact you can throw in to harass me with
I worked across the country at a run down factory for a year or two. There it was really warm, and I was thirsty, so I drank water from a water fountain in the back of the shop. Turns out the water pipes were full of junk. We opened up some of the faucets at other places in the shop and it was black sludge coming out. I got sick for about a week, and the day after I first got sick I had to take a flight back home. So I was on a plane for a couple hours, transferring planes, etc. all with severe diarrhea and stomach pains. Imagine that scene in Van Wilder where the guy drank the milk shake with Colon Blow in it... that's how I felt the whole trip. And it didn't help that one of the planes were late and caused me to miss my connecting flight and have to wait another hour and a half.
Thanks to me and my work habits (go to the toilet on your bloody break people-NO EXCUSES) I actually damaged a co-worker's bladder (wtf-we only worked together on weekends ). ...well since this is a strange as topic...I missed out on a school camp because of my now fav drink...orange juice... What's worse, happened second day, when all the good stuf was going on...and I didn't bring my gba to this camp so all I could do is look at the ceiling (When I wasn't running to the can...) For 5 years I couldn't drink orange juice, it was my first time (13-14) and for that long....that's how upset I was Couldn't remember how long I was actually sick, but on school camp... [me=hYpNoS]facepalms and cries[/me]
A ate two big bags of chocolate. I was puking and pooping my guts out for the next two days and couldn't eat much food for another 2. I was on the pot for hours. The good thing? Lots of 7up and gingerale. Bad thing? Ruined my favorite set of pants. (It came out of nowhere. I didn't have the chance to hold it in.) And im still mad since i have yet to find another set like them.
I was getting ready to take a final exam in one of my college classes. You know, serious business. I woke up kinda early and didn't get much sleep, so I drank a few energy drinks and got in class. Half way through the exam, I had a curdling stomach feeling. Nothing too serious, but it was definitely a sign of things to come. So, a few minutes pass and I get through the exam a bit, and then it hits like a bomb. You know, that literal 'it feels like a bomb has dropped and is exploding in your stomach' feeling. So, I excuse myself and bolt like a god-damn rocket. I run to the bathroom, and make a nest on the public toilet, and get to work. At first, it's nothing but gas. Few toots, nothing serious, but stomach ache is building horribly. Then out of no where, I get what my grandfather lovingly refers to as the 'Hershey's squirts'. It was more watery than anything, but my god it would not stop. A continuous stream of fecal matter in a watery consistency shooting out of my ass. I couldn't control it! It was a never-ending stream, too. I was hoping I'd get a breather moment or something, but nothing! It was like a super-soaker in intensity. Micro-drops of shit hitting the water like pebbles on a pond. Except, composed of shit. This went on for about 20-25 minutes (!!) before I thought I was done. At this point, the sheer act was so intense, I was not focused on the smell. So I clean up, look down in amazement at my accomplishment and flush. After taking care of the hygiene, I go and get some water to replenish the many gallons it felt like I lost. Bad move. Enter round 2. Same thing, same time. Except half-way through, someone enters the bathroom looking for me. Someone went looking for me to make sure I was alright. Talk about awkward.
Just for the people that don't know. Eggy burp is a sign of 100% puke and maybe shit. Eggy fart is a sign of pretty bad shit and eggy burp. Eggy burp... The most common and worst stomach problem that happens to me...
