Young minds... do not mess with them..

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah”.

The teacher asked, “What if Jonah went to hell?”

The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.


One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed tha t her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?”Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”


A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of t he blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, ”Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..”
“Yes,” the class said.
“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary positions the blood doesn’t run into my feet?”
A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”

 

You shold open a joke tread instead of opening new one for for each and every joke you have or you could post it in here... https://www.romulation.org/forum/index.php/topic,863.0.html kind of give up joke already so i stop writing them over at romulation

 

No wonder you have a high topic starter count.

 

You mean me ??

 

Na, ggggg..

 

Than our post is higher than his.... than does this make us King Of joke.... Scary.. i don't joke around here... I Swear