You know you play too much video games when....

You know you play too much video games when you throw balls at animals hopeing to catch them...

 

You know you play too much video games when.... you hear voices and the voices match the characters heads in the game, even if they never speak in game

 

when you see a mushroom and jump on it

 

when you bardge into peoples houses hopeing to find items.

 

...when you jump out of a window in the 3. floor, because you think you can survive the day with 30 HP

 

when u see a computer you try to PULSE IN!

 

when your pal gets electrocuted and the police ask you how, *you point at a nearby pole and say, "it was the tesla coil"...

 

when you try to find pokemon!

 

... you sing "Pata Pata Pata Pon" before moving.

 

when you talk to your friends and you cant control yourself

 

when you dream about zombie and you have many guns or ammo in your dream then you try to survive the people there.

 

... you look in tree's for japanese snipers.

 

... when your imaginary friend tells you its real name is starfy.

 

when you try to defend yourself with playing cards

 

when you try to swallow a sword to become a knight

 

You know you play too much video games when....you start talking to your cat thinking it can talk like meowth.

 

... when you start wearing platform shoes thinking you will gain a tactical height advantage.

 

when you start eating garlic thinking you become a superhero like your role model WARIO.

 

you start poping shrooms and going down manholes

 

When you try to scan somebody's thoughts
(it doesn't work, trust me on this one )