yo mama

[facepalm] this is NOT a place for pics!!!
if you have a realy good yo mama joke, post it here.

yo mama is so stupid that she brought a spoon to the super bowl thinging she would get icecream ;D

 

Yo mama's so dumb she threw a rock on the ground and missed

 

Yo mama SO fat, you gotta grease the door and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her out.

 

yo mama so fat that when she jumped, she caused a second ice age ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

Yo mama is like fence,flat as a board and easy to nail.
Yo mama is like a squirrel can't get enough nuts in her mouth
Yo mama is like a racecar. Burning 4 rubbers a night

 

yo mama so ugly she makes you look good

 

Solus thats just creepy...

 

It is?

 

Yo mama so gross, I wouldn't touch her in a HAZMAT suit.

 

Yo mama is Solus (sorry I simply had to)

 

cain master's mama had to be paid by his dad to breast feed him cause he's so ugly

 

solus, yo mama is so dumb that she forgot you at the toilet after giving you birth(which explains a lot doesn't it)

 

cainmasters, truce? I have enough to deal with vincent valentine constantly challenging me as it is.

 

Alrighty after all I do not wish to be Vincent the 2nd

 

yo mama is so stupid , she starved to death in a free for all supermarket

 

yo mama's so stupis, she sits on the TV and watches the couch

 

I'll give it a shot.

Yo mama is so huge,you need directions just to shake her hand.

 

Yo mama's so dumb she traded her car for gas money.

 

Hm, how about:

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

or:

Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

 

Yo mama so ugly, rice krispies wont talk to her.

Yo mama so dumb, she took her donut back cause it had a hole in it.