Yo Mama jokes

Yo Mama so ugly, when she stuck her head out the window she was arrested for mooning.

Yo Mama so stupid, she drilled a peephole in a transparent glass door.

Yo Mama so fat, the sun was jealous.

Yo Mama so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

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Yo mama so crusty that prople mistake her for bread!

 

Yo mama so fat that people only get ''in'' if she walks by a bus stop.

 

Your mother is a $2 whore.

 

Yo' Momma so fat, when she jump for joy, she get stuck

 

yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quaterback was a refund

yo mama's so fat when she sat on a rainbow she made skittles

yo mama's so fat when she sat on a dollar she made change

yo mama's so poor when i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said "moving"

 

yo mama's so stupid that she says that 2+2 is 5 ...bwaaaaaahahahahahaha

 

Both of these are from Malibu's Most Wanted:

"Yo Momma so fat, she uses Mexico, the whole country, as her tanning bed."
"Yo Momma so ugly, she's only been married once."

 

Yo momma so ugly that people dressed as her for the halloween.

 

ur mama so poor that ur family vehicles a skateboard

 

Yo mamma is so short that when i was dissin her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle.

 

yo mama so fat that when she saw me , she fell down because of bad karma

 

Yo Momma so stupid, she thought Jupiter was a racist planet

 

Yo Momma so stupid, i told het to buy a color TV. She came back and asked : 'What color?'

 

Yo mama so poor that when you stepped on a cigarrette, she said who turned off the heat.

 

your mother has rabies.

 

Yo mama is so fat she couldn't fit on a 747 (plane for the son's of the stupid mama's XD)

 

Yo mama's so fat then when she wants to go on a plane she has to book 2 seats...... 1 for each arse-cheek

 

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