Yo Mama is so...

There was a thred before this but it didnt go well and I think I know why. The jokes had no targets. So to make this fun aim the jokes who ever posted before you.......... Oh crap.......... Im so dumb Im the first victim of my own thread!

 

I don't need to make fun of yo mama, you already did

 

yo mama is so fat they had to build a ramp just so she could get into her house (I'm not that great at mother jokes, but hey, it makes sense )

 

codemeister1990 yo mama is so ugly when she looked out the car window she got pulled over for mooning.

 

Yo Mamas so fat, she's teh reason why we invented double doors

 

Yo Mama's so fat She broke a hip and Gravy came out

 

yo mama is so fat she sat next to everyone

 

Yo mama so poor she chase garbage trucks with shopping lists

 

Yo mama is so fat when she visited the grand canyon she got stuck.

 

Yo mama so dirty she brought crabs to the beach

 

Your mother is so sexy....

 

yo mamma is so fat i had to grease the door and put a twinky on the other side to get her butt through

 

yo mama is so stupid when she fell from the boat she missed the water.

 

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

 

Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired

 

Yo mama is so fat she made a sperm whale swim away.

 

Yo mama is so stupid she thought a quater back was a refund

 

Yo mama is so poor that she can't aford to pay attention.