Happy Birthday. That'll be $50 since I actually wished you one. For your birthday present, I'll remove the $50 fee.
i can give you some birthday related things in frnech quelle la date de ton annivesaire? (when is your birthday) quelle age a tu? (how old are you?) hmmm, thats all i know for now....PaRtY!!
Happy Birthday, someone buy him something, like, uh, i really don't know . well, i , uh, i mean HE, could use some cake and ice cream.