Write a Haiku of the User/Avatar above you

So this works simple enough. Simply write a Haiku about the user or the avatar above you.

Haiku's are in a 5/7/5 format. This means each line has a separate amount of syllables in it. Here is an example.

Writing a haiku
Can be most enjoyable
Show me what you've got

Enjoy!

 

An chaotic user
Wearing lovely red panties
Running on the street like madman

 

Surely the cutest
Yet not the most beatiful
Or maybe not, I think this is wrong

 

person i don't know
with your l33t speak user text
please get off my screen.

for heaven person.

 

idiotic hobo-robot
l33t is international language
we spreading "LOL" to everyone

>,<"

 

Your haikus are wrong
Way too many syllables
Please correct them, miss.

 

...what's a Haiku?

 

read the first post please
failing that, head to google
you idiot child.

 

what is syllables in bahasa??

 

suku kata (syllable)

And now that you know
Try to make proper haikus
That'll be 5 bucks. :

 

i'll try, spelling in english can be so hard~

i'm an gamers
who play DotA at midnight
and chat at romulation

 

No no, that's still wrong
Last one is 5, not 7
Please try again, miss.

 

hmmph~ i though 5/7/5 :3

 

Ro-mu-la-tion?


Try to do it good,
It is hard, but I'm cheering.
Surely, it will work!

(Yes, I know, I suck :)

 

Just shorten it to romu, and you're good.

No, you don't suck, miss
That's actually pretty good
I think I'll stop now. >_>

 

ok, lets try again~

ouch, my he-ad hurt
when prac-tice ha-i-ku now
but, thats the fun part

 

Second line is 6 :

You should keep trying
Just practice, and it will work,
I am still cheering!

 

is a nice person
fun to be around each other
c u soon missy

 

Needs help with haikus
But keeps trying anyway
Good user to talk to

 

kk, it's hard

while in the deep jungle
i found te-chies la-ying mines
he ex-plode him-self