would you believe me if i said _________________?

user 1: would you believe me if i said i like pie?

user2:no
would you believe me if i said i would kill you?

so on

would you believe me if i said i like pie?

 

no

 

um... yes, maybe

Would you believe me if I said my PSP tried to kill my brother?

 

Yes.

Would you believe I stalk your profiles?

 

Yes.

Would you believe that I fail at my second language, Chinese?

 

not to sue on that one.

would you believe me if i said my friend is hacking into microsoft's security cameras to find out if they really have missiles or explosives in their base?

 

Yes, because they do.

Would you believe that I'm trying to merge Microsoft and Apple together, by doing what ninjas do?

 

ok that is just creepy first apple and microsoft working together now, you bringing them closer to their plot.

what move do you make next tough guy? we will put a stop to you.

 

you can't stop my smooth moves, and no
would you believe me if I said Darkrai and I are friends?

 

No.

Would you believe I can find your address?

 

no but you can try.

Would you belive me if I claim to be jesus 2nd coming?

 

would you believe me if i said i am looking at your house from google earth right at this moment?

 

Yes, anyone can do that...

Would you believe me if i said that im trying to make a PlayBoxii ?

 

Would anyone believe me when i found a mistake in that post?

(Nothing intentional, I'm just picking with forum game post )

 

yes.
would you believe me if I said "IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR BLAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!"

 

No--
BLLLLAARRRGGGGHH!!
[me=will1008]is burnt[/me]
Y-yes.
Would you believe me if I say "Holy crap holy crap my ass is on fire somebody help me dammit"?

 

yes.
would you believe me if I said "DOCTOR OCTAGONOPUS BLAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!

 

no, but if you hum a few bars, maybe
Would you believe me if I said the world is nothing but a hollow shell and the inside is full of dried sponges?

 

Yes.

Would you believe me if I said God was an intergalactic jug of water?

 

maybe if i was drunk

would you believe me if i said 2012 is real?