Worst jokes EVAR!!

Ok, the is the 'worst jokes evar' page, here u can post ur most WTF!?!?! jokes.

y did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side.
(cricket noise in background)

 

What kind of bird never has to go to the doctor?

Spoiler

A bald eagle

 

Why did the plane crash?

Spoiler

Because the pilot was a carrot!!!

 

y is 6 afraid of 7?

Spoiler

because 7 8 9

 

Oh lord I still remember this joke

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bear
Bear who?
BEAR BOTTOM! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

I suggest you write out the full words, the moderators here are armed and ready to take you down. SMS language is a no-no here.

 

*removed*

 

ok, the answer to the following joke is so obvious, it doesnt need a spoiler: what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? 'where's my tractor?'

 

*removed*

 

Will you remember me in a second *yes*
In a minute *yes*
In a day *yes*

Knock knock
*Whos there*
See! You already forgot me!

 

a: what's this? *waves right hand*
b: Uhhh what?
a: the opposite of this~ *waves left hand*

a: what's this? *waves right hand*
b: Uhhh what?
a: a distraction~ *kicks b in the nuts*

 

What the the chicken say to the hen?

Spoiler

Hi.

 

Guess what the name of the hen that every otaku like?

Tai, cause that's the only way to get a real hentai!

 

what did the swimmer say when he had swum half way to goal?

-I can't stand more, I swim back.

*Punchline*

 

how does a farmer count his cows?

Spoiler

with a cowculator

 

Why hasn't Ash caught all the pokemon?

Spoiler

cause he didn't have enough balls

 

that one isnt that bad actually.

 

a spoon

 

What did the Joker tell Serious Black?

Spoiler

Why so serious, Black?

 

What type of cameratakes drugs?

A speed camera.