Win, Lose and Fail

Ok, trying another topic.

This is how this one goes.

Sorta like the good luck, bad luck thread, but a lillte different.

First The current subject does something awesome (E.G. Bill just beat up a bear with one finger because he felt like it)
Next, something bad happens (E.G. But the bear's mother came out and attacked him) (not a rip off at all eh)
Last, because of the loss, something hilarious and failing occurs (E.G. the bear ripped off Bills pants and shirt, and chased Bill, who had nothing on but underwear. It was later uploaded to youtube.)

New person and setting after a win, lose and fail.

So it's like A show of awesomeness, bad luck relating to it, then REALLY embarrasing bad luck.

Give it a go!

So I start:

(win) Jimmy just got elected president.

 

(lose) The country owes a huge debt

 

(fail) they pay it by selling all of Jimmy's possessions, including his house, pets and all his clothes (even the ones on him). The auction is shown on the 6 o'clock news.

 

Win:Johnny chages his name, which was Johnny F. Arts.

 

Lose: They forgot to put the dot between F and Arts.

 

(fail)And Johnny was hit by a Falcon Punch.

He later became Haley's Comet.

 

Win:Lordsen gets a new, marvelous golden ferrari!

 

Lose: The ferrari costs him ninety billion dollars

 

(fail)when he finally got enough money to pay for it, it exploded.

 

Win:"Hut manages to beat a game!"