1. This forum is in read-only mode.

Why McCain is awesome!

Discussion in 'Debates' started by Littlekill, Sep 20, 2008.

  1. Littlekill

    Littlekill Well-Known Member

    his nickname is mcpain

    he's friends with john mcclaine

    obama is his bane



    McCain is the only one who has it right, he wants as much war as he can possibly get, and he wants it with the fucking sand people, he chose SWEET HAWT ASS Palin who is perfect for office, shes highly religious, and thinks its our Divine RIGHT to go to war.

    Iran needs to fall because they dont believe in the christian god, they believe in their stupid islamic bullshit which does nothing but teach about killing and rape, WHY DO YOU THINK ALL THEIR WOMEN HIDE BEHIND THOSE BLACK THINGS? TO AVOID BEING RAPED!

    Divinity is the reason we must destroy Iran, and then possibly Israel because they deny Jesus. Oil too, we need oil. Jesus christ Gas prices keep going up! Take the oil from Iraq, take it all, destroy Iran, take their shiny green orbs of radiation. Destroy Israel, take their sneaky jew money. Saudi Arabia as well, OIL guys, do you not understand?

    Obama is against all of this shit, hes pathetic, hes not made for Presidency, hes a joke. Besides, there are rumors hes black... what... the... fuck. No.

    Guys, stop your retardation games, 9/11 was an inside job, GOOD DAY!
     
  2. futurelink

    futurelink Member

  3. Seph

    Seph Administrator Staff Member

    I have to agree entirely! With statement like that then how can he not be awesome? Obviously the real issue is America's security, because there are loads of terrorists who wants to bomb the shit out of you guys, so I have to agree that going to war to make people like you more is much more important than saving the world economy which you guys seem to affect so damn much.

    Dear McCain, I completely agree, we should definitely reform wall street and make stocks safe for everybody, so that no matter what you can't lose your money, oh wait, those are called bonds! And while we're at it, we should also make gambling safe, no more should you be able to lose your money on Casinos and the likes! And we should find a cure for cancer and AIDS and Littlekid's bipolar disorder, just the two of us, right, buddy? We can work on the details later.
     
  4. Littlekill

    Littlekill Well-Known Member

    Seph, im glad you are on my side. This Obama loving bullshit is getting on my nerves. Islamic Extremism has gone way too far and must be dealt with by using genocidel means. War creates peace, its FACT! They must be destroyed by our 2 million dollar a piece missiles which would do absolutely no good if that money went to our schools or something.
     
  5. ricky_

    ricky_ Well-Known Member

    FINALLY! Someone who sees things from the correct view! I mean, with this liberal media bias and all, it's so hard to see the truth~! I thank both of you guys for making this topic, and I love McCain. I mean, not love him love him, that'd be wrong and anti-Christian, but I love him like a friend.

    We NEED to fight these wars, even if it means losing every dollar we have, and sending every man, woman and child to fight the terrorists in Iraq, Afghanistan, and heaven only can hope Iran, Pakistan, and eventually Russia..

    McCain is also the single most honest man I have ever seen, and I adore that about him. He never changes his view on anything, and he was P.O.W... this makes him so much more tested. I mean, he had nothing. He was a P.O. freakin W. -- he deserves all of this. Thank god Rudy Guiliani was there to back him, 9/11.
     
  6. Hypr

    Hypr Well-Known Member

    I completely agree. Being a captured prisoner by a foreign country automatically makes you a war hero!
     
  7. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    even if you did crash every single plane you got behind the controls of.
     
  8. Void

    Void Well-Known Member

    Exactly. Even if.

    McCain has made very few minor mistakes, but it was surely the will of God. It was suppose to happen. This is a message -- no, this is fate. Plus, I'm honestly convinced that Barack Hussein Obama is the anti-Christ. I mean, Hussein? Obsama? THE TWO BIGGEST TERRORISTS ON THE FACE OF THE FUCKING PLANET? Coincidence? I think not. But let's explore this further, what thoughts are invoked by McCain's name? For me, it's "delight", "win", and "success."

    Let's not be mentally rigid, folks; there is a reason Obama is asking for "change." If you haven't figured this out yet Obama is poor. McCain has like fucking 20 houses shit I don't know, neither does he, and Obama has one. Fuck, I bet Obama's lying. He probably sleeps en la calles de Mexico, judging by his unacceptably high-tolerance of Mexican immigrants.

    Hell. Enough said. I think it's good we finally have a topic with so many intelligent people thinking logically.
     
  9. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    Not yet, he only has 8 so far. Vote for mccain so your taxes can go towards buying him more houses! you don't need yours.
     
  10. equitypetey

    equitypetey Well-Known Member

    OMG littlekill your the man, i love a good laugh.

    he makes a good oven chip to : :D (maybe only the brits will get that but oh well)
     
  11. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    Yup, the Americans won't get it because what they call 'chips' we call 'crisps', and what we called 'chips' they call 'french fries' (or 'freedom fries' when they're pissed off with the french). Personally I prefer his crinkle cut micro chips though
     
  12. Littlekill

    Littlekill Well-Known Member

    Freedom Fries in-fucking-deed! French are a waste of life, they eat snails for fucks sake! Not to mention they're hiding with the Canadians up north. Canadians have been fighting the French for years! I have no idea why we havnt stepped in to save them. They have oil too, would be much profit.

    With McCain in office, we also have that chance to finally save the Canadians and then proceed to take their oil.

    Don't worry Canada, we will send our military in to save you soon. Just like we saved Iraq!
     
  13. kamage

    kamage Well-Known Member

    Toke Jopic


    If I understand this thread....

    seriously, this was a nice laugh :)
     
  14. duderedux

    duderedux Well-Known Member

    Another misguided war? Why not just take DICK cheney for VP again!

    But seriously, does anyone have real information on Iran? Did anyone know that there is a place in Iran known as the Jewish quarter? Where, obviously, Jews live. Also in Iran it's only the government that is the problem, Its being run by fundamentalist arabs(thanks to the British,no offence to the British though, it being history and all), not the original inhabitants (persians,farsi) of Iran?
     
  15. Barathrum

    Barathrum Well-Known Member

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN10_6pyshQ

    ...
     
  16. vageta18

    vageta18 New Member

    haha wow u guys are idiots the entire world is in an economic crisis because of the dumb greedy reps. and you want to go and put another one back in office....... Why don't we just direct deposit our pay checks right into there bank accounts. I am honestly dumbfounded to see how many people are actually dumb enough to stand behind a guy that we all know 100% is just going to make things worse. I can probably assume that anyone that is backing McCain is from the south. You guys are so nieve it sickins me. Anyway now that thats off my chest........OBAMA 08!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  17. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    if you had any sense you'd know we're being sarcastic, not naive.
     
  18. vageta18

    vageta18 New Member

    ok, then if that was the case then i apologize
     
  19. cjdogger

    cjdogger Guest

    Biased posts, very biased...
     
  20. BloodVayne

    BloodVayne Well-Known Member

    Subjectivity = bias. This is a forum. You don't go to internet forums to get unbiased reports.

    Holy fucking shit, I agree so much with you guys. I mean, spreading the wealth? When's the last time we heard that? OH THAT'S RIGHT IN THE FUCKING SOVIET UNION!!!one111 You know what, I bet all the Joe the Plumbers in the Greater Pro-America area are sickened by what B. Hussein O. has had to say about the economy. We should all cut taxes on the BIG companies, who DON'T fail, are PROSPEROUS. They care about the REAL America, not your socialist cult. Mr. B. Hussein O. I believe in the trickle-down effect, thank you very much.
    McCain/Palin '08