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Why did the Policeman cross the road?

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by deadrabbit2600, Oct 19, 2007.

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  1. deadrabbit2600

    deadrabbit2600 New Member

    Because he was nailed to the chicken.

    AHAHAAHAAAAHAAA!

    Ahh. I'm glad I got that off my chest. :p
     
    deadrabbit2600, Oct 19, 2007
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  2. cfiniris

    cfiniris Well-Known Member

    Because there was a NAACP meeting Dunkin Donuts across the street.
     
    cfiniris, Oct 19, 2007
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  3. airsoft1117

    airsoft1117 Well-Known Member

    because he didn't feel like not crossing the road
     
    airsoft1117, Oct 20, 2007
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  4. Almo

    Almo Well-Known Member

    to arrest you for that ^
     
    Almo, Oct 20, 2007
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  5. einherjar

    einherjar Well-Known Member

    Because the Village People were performing on the other side
     
    einherjar, Oct 20, 2007
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  6. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    a famous physicist's view of this joke:

    Einstein: Whether the policeman crossed the road or the road moved under the policeman depends on your frame of reference
     
    Loonylion, Oct 20, 2007
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  7. einherjar

    einherjar Well-Known Member

    HAhaha, lol
     
    einherjar, Oct 20, 2007
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  8. jc_106

    jc_106 Well-Known Member

    because he was after the chicken's golden eggs...
     
    jc_106, Oct 20, 2007
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  9. calvin_0

    calvin_0 Well-Known Member

    because he is getting a parking ticket if he didnt cross (you didnt mention that he was on duty)
     
    calvin_0, Oct 22, 2007
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  10. kaiden

    kaiden Well-Known Member

    why?

    because you made that joke and he simply needed to get away from you.
     
    kaiden, Oct 22, 2007
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  11. stevo11185

    stevo11185 Well-Known Member

    because he wanted to see the POKEMANS
     
    stevo11185, Oct 22, 2007
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  12. calvin_0

    calvin_0 Well-Known Member

    because he need to report for duty XD
     
    calvin_0, Oct 22, 2007
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  13. jc_106

    jc_106 Well-Known Member

    because he needed to lose weight...
     
    jc_106, Nov 3, 2007
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  14. jc_106

    jc_106 Well-Known Member

    well, i do...
     
    jc_106, Nov 4, 2007
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  15. MusicAddict911

    MusicAddict911 Well-Known Member

    :D So true... so true.
     
    MusicAddict911, Nov 4, 2007
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  16. airsoft1117

    airsoft1117 Well-Known Member

    beacause there was a person on fire on the side that he was on
     
    airsoft1117, Nov 4, 2007
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  17. G.C

    G.C Well-Known Member

    Because I Was On The Other Side, Rawr :eek:
     
    G.C, Nov 4, 2007
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  18. nisbahmumtaz

    nisbahmumtaz Well-Known Member

    Because there's a nightstick up his ass.
     
    nisbahmumtaz, Nov 5, 2007
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  19. jc_106

    jc_106 Well-Known Member

    because his ass was on fire, and on the other side there was a lake...
     
    jc_106, Nov 6, 2007
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  20. airsoft1117

    airsoft1117 Well-Known Member

    Because he failed trying to get hit by a car...
     
    airsoft1117, Nov 6, 2007
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