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Which Pokemon do People in the Pokemon World Eat?

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Cahos Rahne Veloza, Aug 6, 2010.

  1. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    Yes, yes the topic title is morbid but c'mon let's be honest, the Pokemon world is simply like our own world, but animals & in some cases plants, there are more interesting than the ones we have.

    So it's perfectly normal to try & think which Pokemon End up as food :p

    So far here's my current guess as to which Pokemon gets domesticated for consumption:

    Pork - I'm guessing Grumpig fits the bill as the "typical" source of pork in the Pokemon World. Pillowswine or swineub might be the Pokemon world's version of Wildboars so yum yum.... But wait, the new 5th Gen Fire starter might be the better source of pork as it already is on fire! So to speak. So yeah, if you have that as your starter & you just can't get over your hunger just command it to "Pokabu use Roast self!" & you'd have roastpig ready for consumption LOL!

    Chicken - Combusken probably, or Torchic, if you love "day old chicks" yum yum.

    Eggs - Poke eggs perhaps ???

    Beef - Miltank probably as Tauros meat looks kinda tough.

    Venison (dear meat) - That new 5th gen Shikijika or Stantler perhaps?

    Duck - I'd say Psyduck or Golduck, but those are Duck-billed Platypus Pokemon so no. My best bet would be Farfetch'd.

    Squid, or rather octopus - Octillery, obviously.

    Bananas - Tropius

    Vegetables (Radish) - Oddish

    Now the stuff I can't find Pokemon versions:

    Fish - ???

    Turkey - ???
     
  2. sylar1000

    sylar1000 Well-Known Member

    I know they can't eat Magikarp, i think Meowth said it's too hard to eat or something in the S.S. Ann episodes.
     
  3. Nick Man

    Nick Man Well-Known Member

    Farfetch'd is served with leeks apparently and Lapras was hunted to near extinction for food.

    That's all I can think of for now.
     
  4. Noukon

    Noukon Active Member

    Miltank or pokemon like it is one, i've seen hamburgers in the world.

    Also... since there have been cakes whichever bird like pokemon with the best eggs are prob. another edible food-source.

    Bidoof better be edible, it's not worthy of much else.

    Oh- Magikarps, Goldeens, and all those others would be edible too. (kinda, they can be eaten but there would need to be a special way of getting threw the skin and getting any "Non-poisonous" meat out... some might not be good, I know magikarp has rock-hard skin)

    Whats really f-ed up here is that pokemon are actually "Smart"

    They can understand human speech and can try and talk back, so the idea of eating them is basically cannibalism...

    So yeah... creepy realism to the whole pokemon world, neh?
     
  5. Cahos Rahne Veloza

    Cahos Rahne Veloza The Fart Awakens

    I forgot a few things:

    Rabbit - your choice? Buneary, Lopunny, whismur, Azumarill :)

    Crab - Krabby or kingler.

    Lobster - Corphish or Crawdaunt.

    Lamb/sheep - mareep or flaaffy.

    Source of honey - Combee hive.

    Oysters - Cloyster, shelder or clamperl.

    I wish they'd introduce a goat Pokemon soon ;D

    LOL isn't Bidoof a beaver?

    And oh yeah, I'd definitely make Balut out of Togepi yum yum ;D

    And Miltank Brain & Tauros testicles sounds mighty delicious too.
     
  6. ace1o1

    ace1o1 Well-Known Member

    Pikachu are quite abundant you know.
    And there are plenty of bug insects and krabbys/kinglers.
     
  7. p4tman

    p4tman Guest

    There's always those Slowpoke tails, but other then that people have already listed nearly everything.
     
  8. drybones41

    drybones41 Well-Known Member

    Bidoof or Bibarrel=HM Slave
    Milk will obviously come from miltank
    Fish could be remoraid.
     
  9. Stanley Richards

    Stanley Richards Well-Known Member

    Just get Mr Mime to make some curry.
     
  10. HunterKiller_

    HunterKiller_ Member

    Farfetch'd conveniently comes with it's own leek.

    Does this mean all Pokemon trainers are also vegetarians?
     
  11. TirithRR

    TirithRR Well-Known Member

    The one that looks most like a human.
     
  12. markswan

    markswan Well-Known Member

    DAMMIT; I was going to say Mr. Mime!
    They could eat the mushrooms off the back of Paras and Parasect (although, they are possessed by the mushrooms and may die without them).
     
  13. dragneon007

    dragneon007 Well-Known Member

    I wonder what a ditto would taste like? YUM! can't wait to eat it out.
     
  14. HunterKiller_

    HunterKiller_ Member

    Since ditto can turn into any pokemon, it should logically be able to turn into whatever the f*** you want.
    A Ferrari for example, or a hot babe, or both.
     
  15. Rysio

    Rysio Well-Known Member

    Potatoes- Dugtrio and Diglett
     
  16. nex26

    nex26 Well-Known Member

    What the fuck!! Neither look anything like a Platypus...
     
  17. KSbored

    KSbored Well-Known Member

    Deep-Fried, Breaded Jynx.
     
  18. sbacio

    sbacio Active Member

    goldeen-seaking-qwilfish(pay attention at the poison)-sharpedo-carvanha
    roasted pidgey(and evolutions) spearow taillow
    in france they eat even frog legs so politoed and croagunk! XD
     
  19. Usoppu

    Usoppu Well-Known Member

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    Also, don't forget; in the world of pokemon they can be much more diverse in what they eat, how about a nice bit of dragon meat?

    Breeding makes almost every pokemon a possibility.
     
  20. athemoe

    athemoe Well-Known Member

    Mmm
    I would love to eat a piece of Giratina