Where has my chicken gone?

Lost Chicken!

Gregory was a young chicken. Always walking off to places he shouldn't. He's not hard to miss. In fact here is a picture of him for you. He is enjoying one of his favourite snacks.

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Oh how he loves them. unfortunately his doctor told him to lay off the babies, he did not like it one bit. He stormed out of the doctors office and i haven't seen him since. If you have any information regarding my lost chicken i would appreciate you posting it here.

Any information is better than none.

 

He's in my house, in a cage. I painted him blue and asked him to sing happy songs. Sadly, he just sang about some family bullshit.

 

What the hell?
YouSoSillyGams.

Also, that baby looks mentally scarred for life.

 

Thats not my chicken then. he doesn't sing family songs. He sings songs directly from the devil.

HAVE YOU SEEN MA CHICKEN?

 

Found 'im.

 

Found him!



...Eh, close enough I guess.

 

Slow death in portable mode.

And no, Gams, I have not seen your beloved chicken.

 

Have you not seen my chicken?



He'd smack yo ass so fast. As well as the fact he can fly and shoot lasers out of his cock.

 

I ate it.Thanks for the christmas meal.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jpoki4wBwtA
Look at him go!
Don't see any lasers though...

 

I'm choking your chicken.

 

That is not my chicken, that is a cartoon chicken.

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I feel as if you are not reading this thread.

 

Uh... Here he is! Hey can I go home now?

 

I'm stroking your chicken, strokin' it goooood.

 

Why would you do this.

 

Because. I is bored.

 

Your chicken is making funny noises, those noises man, those noises.

 

I KILLED MY CHICKEN TOO!BUT YOU DONT SEE ME MOPING AROUND ABOUT IT!

 

it likes it if you tickle its fourth hole. its the one hidden behind his knee.